These 32 Greeting Cards Express Exactly What You’re Feeling. You Can Thank Me Later.
When I think of hell, I just think of busy holidays when you have to look endlessly for the “perfect” greeting card. No one likes buying cards. No one. If anyone tells you they do, they”re lying. These cards – on the other hand – strike that perfect balance of sassy and sarcastic, which instantly makes them the 32 most perfect greeting cards ever created.
1.) Thanks for the statistics lesson, I guess.
2.) Anything is possible with science.
3.) An honest appreciation.
4.) I just hope they don”t rat you out.
5.) Not approved by the birth control industry.
6.) Proper nutrition is important.
7.) Who doesn”t?
8.) That”s perfectly alright as long as it”s consensual.
9.) Disturbing for all the wrong reasons.
10.) Words to live by.
11.) Yes, but do I need to be reminded of it?
12.) That”s very zen.
13.) Freudian slip perhaps?
15.) The best gifts are the ones you make yourself.
16.) For the crazy cat lady in your life.