The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? It is lying, Butters. Right. Ohhh, that makes me angry! He's me when I'm 32. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Wait a minute. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. That looks nice. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. This is Josh Casher. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Come on, Butters, let's go. Harmless? My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Stan's future self … Alright, now, Stan. You from the future. You must be exhausted. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Summary. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. Yeah. The T stand for Terrific. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps]Me, Stan Marsh • Future Stan • Future Butters • Motivation Corp. • Parental Revenge Center • "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • Felipe, Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode. Get it! Look! The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Your authentic self … Well, there's only one person I can blame. Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. Thank you. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Motivation Corp.! Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! That looks nice. Oh. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. And that show is so stupid. This might be our fault. Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self… I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. We sure hope so. We're running away! I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. I have to share my room with my future self?? Follow me back home, Stan. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. And here it is… Dear Future Self, Today is your 40th birthday and as you look back you realize that you have had many fortunate … Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and … I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. But I think it's coming together real nice. Look! I'm gonna do it. It's a powerful … Wait a minute. Butters, we've go-! I said, I know how you feel. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Wait right here, Stan. "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. This might be our fault. He's me when I'm 32. Dad, we fucking can't! Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Oh Jesus, it smells! Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. 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